February 2008
You don’t realize how hungry you are until you absolutely annihilate a Triple Whopper.
Feb 1st
If you use a public one-person bathroom, please lock the door. It avoids a lot of awkwardness.
Feb 1st
January 2008
Tonight has restored my faith in the Jagerbomb. Its absolutely repulsive if mixed too strong.
Jan 31st
Ah, Team America, why must you be so mind numbingly entertaining? Oh, wait, its the Jager that’s numbing. That’s right.
Jan 31st
Food network syndrome cured. Painfully cured.
Jan 31st
Well, that’s over with. Now I can continue with the night with another drinks and movie session at Evans.
Jan 31st
10 bucks. Can’t complain. Now to cure Food Network Syndrome. Main side effect: extreme hunger.
Jan 31st
Waiting for tips at another store I covered at.
Jan 31st
Tow truck just showed up. Didn’t have to wait very long.
Jan 31st
There’s a reason I keep a spare key in my wallet…for times I lock my keys in my car. But since the key fell out, I’m waiting for AAA.
Jan 31st
Montel Williams will stop production after this season. What sleazy talk show will replace it?
Jan 31st
Most awkward. Moment. Ever.
Jan 31st
Does stuff that gets defined on Urban Dictionary actually happen? Or is it really lonely people’s fantasies?
Jan 30th
I don’t look 14. No, seriously, I don’t.
Jan 30th
Everything went fine. Now for a day off.
Jan 30th
Three more hours to go and we’re still doing good.
Jan 30th
Ok, I’ve cooled down. Tonights gonna go nicely.
Jan 30th
I need to calm down. I’m doing fine.
Jan 30th
Venting about money issues to an old coworker. Its good to get this shit out.
Jan 29th
There’s an epic game of Risk next to me at hidden. A few of my friends are in it. Its fun to watch.
Jan 29th
I compromised with myself. Togos turkey and roast beef. But with a lot of vegetables.
Jan 29th
I think @kikilaroux is rubbing off on me, because there is no explanation for me to crave a salad. That’s just unheard of.
Jan 29th
I hate being late and having to drive in the rain. Its gonna get me killed.
Jan 29th
Almost done for the day. Done with register and cash stuff. More fun things.
Jan 28th
So 1 empty, 1 no matter what is the score so far. I’ll keep the question open throughout tomorrow. I appreciate any response.
Jan 28th
@emineminy I’m the same way. I never tipped outside of restaurants before I started getting tips.
Jan 28th
@conniereece that’s good. Its what we live off of.
Jan 28th
Question to the twitterverse: Are you more likely to put a tip in a full tip jar or an empty one?
Jan 28th
Sirens passing by anywhere in or around LA while its raining ONLY means someone wrapped their car around a tree.
Jan 28th
@ciaobellame15 yep. She did it. And it hurt. *insert sappy apology and virtual make-up hug here*
Jan 28th
@kikilaroux trying to spell a word with a song…I’m sorry, that shit is bananas.
Jan 28th
@alluneedislove it wasn’t supposed to be mean…I mean, I think so.
Jan 27th
@ciaobellame15 Umm…hate to break it to you, but you got it a touch backwards. I’m the sagittarius. So we’re the sagittarius buddies.
Jan 27th
Charles Schulz of Peanuts fame was born on 11/26 (my birthday) and died on 2/12 (@kikilaroux’s birthday.) Creepy.
Jan 27th
Someone stole my apron. So I’m running apronless for the rest of my shift.
Jan 27th
No football to watch…What am I supposed to do today?
Jan 27th
The patch of scarring on my index finger that I call my “barista burn” is bugging me today.
Jan 27th
Yell at me for being out of a syrup, you get decaf. That’s how it works. Don’t do it.
Jan 27th
Watching the original American Pie. Classic.
Jan 27th
Wow, @kikilaroux twitters about beauty pageants like I twitter about UFC.
Jan 27th
I think the movie tonight is Blazing Saddles. Great movie.
Jan 27th
I’ve been liberated, so its off to hidden for a while, then probably a movie and drinks at Evans.
Jan 27th
I can hear coyotes yelling in the distance. I wonder who’s cat they got tonight.
Jan 27th
Second movie of the night is as I thought earlier:blazing saddles. Just as classic as the last.
Jan 27th
I am the biggest idiot on the planet. The car was still in drive. I’m very angry at myself.
Jan 27th
The key to my car is stick in my ignition. The key won’t come out, and it won’t start. I think I have to leave my car in this parking lot.
Jan 27th
Bowling done. Now that I’m not around kids, I can cease holding in my frustrations. Son of a bitch, I fucking sucked today.
Jan 27th
Ok good, annoying family is gone.
Jan 27th
Bowling with the little brother. My wrist break is back. And I want to kill the family in the lane to my left.
Jan 27th
@kikilaroux Not yet. Another hour.
Jan 27th