AJ Schrier.

fan of tech, the Angels, Giants, Lakers, Chelsea FC and making money by wearing a blue shirt. Of course, there's always Facebook and Twitter.

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
Wouldn’t know what to do without these two. #nationalsiblingday #plusmom

Wouldn’t know what to do without these two. #nationalsiblingday #plusmom

Neat thing about my post-haircut head: my hats fit again.

Neat thing about my post-haircut head: my hats fit again.